sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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