Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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