Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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