Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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