My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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