My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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