then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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