ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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