I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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