Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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