she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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