Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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