Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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