The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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