Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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