summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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