Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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