I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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