apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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then he tried to convert me to islam
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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