I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
that's an acceptable place to lick
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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