i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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