dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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