i don't like sucking hair
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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