hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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