Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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