I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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