I should be sponsored by Trojan
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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