Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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