I feel like I'm in dance class right now
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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