He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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