girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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