i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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