All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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