careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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