I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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