oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My life is pants optional.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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