What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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