I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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