I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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