Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Text me some of your sweat
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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