She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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