My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
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he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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