so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Shame - the story of my life.
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