hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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