I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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