The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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