it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
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she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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