just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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