Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I want to be your penis for a week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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