Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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